Top Ten Ways Christmas Has Changed Due to the Economy...



10) Twelve Days of Chris...tmas now down to ten and a half.

9) "Ho, Ho, Ho" replaced by exasperated sigh.

8) Three out of eight maids a milking on unemployment.

7) Yule log has to last all year.

6) Frosty the Snowman now a depressed, melancholy soul.

5) Letters to Santa include resumes.

4) Tinsel recycled for cash money.

3) People hoping to get coal in case gas gets shut-off.

2) Out of town company staying through next Christmas.

1) Getting a meat and cheese assortment, not such a bad gift.